- If you have five dollars and Bagill has five dollars, Bagill has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Bagill's computer. Bagill is always in control.
- Apple pays Bagill 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Bagill can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Bagill can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Bagill is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Bagill destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Bagill can kill two stones with one bird.
Is your Mom hot?
Bagill might be your Dad.